Billy Purgatory: I Am the Devil Bird

Billy Purgatory happens to be the most badass skateboarder and sweet talker any broad can meet--even at the age of ten. He is also the target of supernatural forces he can't understand, and doesn't want to. Billy just can't seem to avoid all things Monster. Growing up, he encounters Devil Birds, gypsies, Time Zombies and vampires (and not the kind you want to bring home to your Pop, either). He tries to convince himself they're not real -- he joins the army, fixes, cares, and even goes to Vegas. But whenever Billy thinks he's put it all behind him, a monster just has to show up, and it's usually in the form of the beautiful Anastasia...