{"product_id":"momnesia","title":"Momnesia","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe's smart, pretty, and runs her own business. So then why does she feel so dead inside? Between work, two kids, and a husband who finds her about as exciting as furniture shopping, this is the story of a (formerly-exciting but now way-too-typical) suburban mom who diagnoses herself with \u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eMomnesia\u003c\/span\u003e and sets about finessing a new version of her old vivaciousness:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eMomnesia (mahm-nee-zhuh) -noun-\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLoss of the memory of who you \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eused to be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Caused by pregnancy, play dates, and trying to keep the house cleaner than the Joneses.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eShe finds some adventure pursing her own interests, and does make some new friends (including the battery operated variety), but still feels like nothing more than a caretaker.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIn between dealing with her husband's manic-depresssive behavior, drama with her friends, and some naughty Internet escapades, she ponders, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eIs it that I haven't been myself? Or is it that I am being myself, but just different than I used to be?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt isn't until she tosses the Invisible Rule Book altogether, that she discovers life--and love--have more to offer than she ever imagined!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith custom-painted cover art that perfectly epitomizes the struggle of finding balance between \"momminess\" and \"sexiness,\" \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eMomnesia\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is a must read for anyone who has ever been a mother, had a mother, wanted to be a mother, judged a mother, or even just wondered about mothers. A great gift book, too!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Slidell Reads","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50715058438445,"sku":"","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0864\/2625\/5661\/files\/1A9AC43FCE8127D18FE92FC67CD0296A54606EC1.jpg?v=1746910740","url":"https:\/\/oldetownebooks.com\/products\/momnesia","provider":"Olde Towne Book Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}